the essential phone suX asS!!
$700 !?!?!? ..Consensus from the community is a resounding: HELL to the fuK NO!!!
《 《 FUCK ANDY RUBiN 》 》
.. please say it with me brother,. on the top of your lungs >>
《 《 “FUCK ANDY RUBIN” 》 》

., and because of his name that ego maniac thinks we will fork over $700 !?!
😡😠
`pSshhf!! .. “All hail the mighty Andy Rubin” screamed the hype train.. 🚞 🚉

..”All bow and worship the Father of Android” they chanted..

..and then finally,..
. the curtain is pulled ..

.. and Andy’s worthless Son is born emerges from hell ~ ..

.. and behold!,. he arrives with a SUPER MASSIVE CAMERA FAIL!! 😑

..now that the community has had a chance to hash this over,. the overall consensus is that andy rubin is a tired, washed up, goofy fuktard!!, and, well.,
.. he should essentialy die.

. its really quite disgusting though, all of the potential he fuct off!. that sweet one time shot, personaly hard-railed into the gutter of FAIL !! ..
.. and truth is, he actually recieved billions from investors,. and could have dropped somethin hott!!, ..something revolutionary, . something to disrupt the market!!.. but this P..O. S. essentialy delivered an expensive, ceramic/titanium slab of all nonsense with a no-nothin, got-nothin, “damn this experience suX . royale. deluXe!!
😑
. .the ` essentshit-phone ` makes me sick!!.

😄 who’s with me ?