Rock back and forth, defecate, and remain unblinking while chanting WOLOLOLOLO with increasing zeal and power. As your power level rises meteorically, begin to shake your arms until it seems your very fingers might twist off with the force of your oscillating palms. At first digit detachment, the key step begins: stick out your tongue (mindful to still continue the chant) and let it hang limply out your mouth. By now it is expected that someone will have died. Pay this no mind and continue on your path. When the wind whips your hair, your will has reached the point of deposition. Lean on this power, but test it lightly first. Once it takes, you may ascend beyond your mortal coil. Others will acquiesce to your will and cower in fear before your very omnipotence