People call me the biggest cornball ever but am I really?
I just think we should make phones 21 and up, make bullshit like caffeine and soda 21+, make sugar 21+ kids don’t need all this fucking bullshit
And yeah I have seen kids that are 20 or so and I ripped the fuckin root beer right out of his hand and poured it in the street
Then I took his phone and called his parents and made sure he got a lecture then I lectured the parents on how to raise their kid and to not give them a goddamn motherfucking phone for Jesus fucking Christ’s sake