I’ve done a lot of research on the effects of being constantly fully lotioned, ya know, creamed up from the feet up, and there is absolutely, darn tootely, zero downside when it comes to creamin’ your body at every second of every day. Sure, creamy hands are great, but we’re trying to get a creamy body here, right? Yeah! Haha, c’mon! So, what I do is go get myself a latex body suit, and ya know, maybe there’s some latex alternatives out there for you sensitive folks, but c’mon, you’re gonna be so creamed on the inside that I doubt you’ll have a negative reaction, but I’m creaming ahead of myself here. So, you start by creaming up your feet, and a lot. Your feet are the lead creamers of this whole operation, so you’re going to want to pump as much cream as your feet can hold. You almost want the cream slopping off, but not quite. Then you squeeze your creamers into the foot holes of your latex suit, and oh yeah, please be naked while you do this because if you’re wearing any clothing at all, it kind of defeats the purpose of the cream up creamer suit. So, okay, and this is where you need a cream spotter, so once you’ve squeaked your feet in the feet pockets, and you should feel that cool cream cream between your toes for positively amazing sensation, you’re gonna wanna slowly pull up the rest of the suit and have your spotter cream as you go. Maybe do 3 or 4 big pumpers of cream ever couple inches. Ya know, really cream yourself good. Once you get up most of the torso, the tricky part happens, which is why you have a spotter (pretty smart huh?) Somehow, and it’s not easy haha let me tell you, but you cream deep into the hand-arm pockets so much so that when you plunge your hand in, the excess cream extrudes all the way up to your arm pit. If you’re not getting cream extrusion, then have your spotter pump some cream down there, or you might even have to try again. Eventually you’ll get it! I believe in you! Now, lastly, and personally I like cream in my hair, ya know, just love that cool cream just saturating it, but, ya know, a lot people shave their head, and again, make sure your spotter is ready to hump a few pumps of cream as you pull your hood over your head. Make sure your face is heavily creamed before zipping it all up and whammyslammy! Congrats because you’re fully body creamin’! Ahh, nothing quite like laying on the floor in your cream suit and just floating in 100% moisturizing goodness. I swear there’s nothing better!