Just because you’re some inept basement dweller who was unable to compete on an athletic level when you were younger does not mean you can make any pathetic carpultunel inducing event a sport. You would be more likely to get jacking off to be considered a sport because you practice that multiple times a day and it makes you sweat…and cry.


Just because you and a few of your tubby friends take time off from eating hot pockets and talking shit about peoples mothers on WoW to watch 10 nerds slam the same 4 buttons of a keyboard over and over does not quantify said event as a sport.


Please avoid further embarrassment by shutting up and keeping your shameful hobbies away from actual sports in the future.


[Source](http://archive.today/8040S)