Like the title says, I tried to insert my testicles into my girlfriend’s anus. Everything was going well until I knocked the headboard slightly and dust from the top cascaded down onto us.
She sneezed and her butthole contracted, crushing my testicles mid-insertion. I was seriously in pain and vomited immediately. That happened two days ago and I’m still in a lot of pain. I think I’m going to go to the hospital tomorrow.
Has this happened to anyone? I feel silly. Things have been weird for us since.