I would run a marathon, barefooted, in 100 degree heat, where they only handed you Caitlyn Jenner’s used enema water as refreshment, on a road made of Legos, let my grandmother grind my face until she squirted, and then vote for Trump in 2020, just so I could swallow the cum out of your dad’s dick the night you were conceived, so that these good people of Reddit, and anyone else you’ve harmed along the way, may live a peaceful life free of your image.