I sexually Identify as a droideka. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the battlefield shooting my laser cannons at disgusting Jedi. People say to me that a person being a droideka is Impossible and I’m retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a reflective shield generator, twin blaster cannons and the latest in rolling technology on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “P-60” and respect my right to kill from my reflective shield and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a droidaphobe and need to check your robot privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.