Ahem.

Nick Wilde from zootopia is so fucking hot. The creators of the movie knew exactly what they were fucking doing when they created his character design. And that goddamn smile. Judy has no idea how fucking lucky she is to be able to fuck that sexy, sexy fox. No fucking clue. I would give anything for Nick Wilde to look deep into my eyes while fucking me with his fox dick. I’m not gay, never have been, never will be. I’m a heterosexual male coming from religious upbringing. But Nick Wilde is so ravishingly irresistible and if you disagree with me I recommend seeing a therapist or an optometrist because you’re either insane or blind. Nick is just perfect in every way, his body, his mouth, his laugh… he’s so cunning and charming. Again, I’m not gay, and I’m also not a furry, but exceptions are made for every rule when necessary and I easily deem this as necessary. Nick Wilde owns every orifice of my body. If he stabbed me I would happily say thank you. I would do anything for daddy Nick.