God I love penis music so goddamn much. I wake up in the morning and instantly turn on penis music because I cannot live my day without the sweet, sweet sound of the fx playing together to create a collage of incredible music down to the intention. I just wish I could be one with penis music for all eternity.

Fuck my mom just caught me jerking off to the penis music and took away my iPod. I’m so sorry worried that she’ll take away my penis music and force me to live a life of sadness. She hasn’t spoken to me in 12 hours and is talking with her friends about my penis music. I need to get my penis music back.