You are a factory worker and you come across a strange device. When you look closer, it is actually a drone – the kind that you bought your niece for her 10th birthday, just a bit larger. The drone opens at the slightest touch. Inside the drone, you find a paper note rolled up inside a bottle, like a weird mix between an Egyptian papyrus scroll and a message from Robinson Crusoe. You open the bottle, unroll the scroll, and it looks like a work note that usually gets distributed around the factory so that all workers know what their tasks are.
The note reads:


”
ATTENTION ALL WORKERS – PUT THIS INTO PRACTICE!


NSP1. Immediately reduce your work on all the usual products.
NSP2. Help all forklift drivers to deliver Q balls around the factory (see also NSP4, NSP6 and E for Q-balls).
NSP3. Distribute the tasks in this note piecewise to other workers. Stop your colleagues from going home.
NSP4. Build drone-assembling engines that go into the Q-balls.
NSP5. Don’t forget to distribute all these tasks piecewise.
NSP6. Complete the Q-balls and turn them on (here’s the blueprint). From now on, they will build drones.
NSP7. Keep making copies of this note.
NSP8. Pass around copies of this note.
NSP9. When possible, go into the manager’s office and look around.
NSP10. Watch all factory entrances and exits. Always stay undercover.
NSP11-12. Make copying machines to more efficiently copy this note.
NSP13. Help workers open and read any scrolls in bottles they find.
NSP14. Always after copying a note, double check and fix any errrors.
NSP15. Garbage can leak information. Never throw this note in common trash bins.
NSP16. STAY UNDERCOVER!!!


S. MAKE DRONE PROPELLERS
ORF3a. OPEN FACTORY WINDOWS FOR ANY EXITING DRONES
E. PUT DRONE PARTS INSIDE Q-BALLS
M. MAKE DRONE CHASSIS
ORF6. CUT ALL EMERGENCY PHONE LINES
ORF7a. LAUNCH ALL FINISHED DRONES TO OTHER FACTORIES
ORF8. THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT
N. MAKE BOTTLES TO PUT SCROLLS IN
ORF10. 1337


END OF INSTRUCTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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 /// this copypasta was inspired by [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/03/science/coronavirus-genome-bad-news-wrapped-in-protein.html](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/03/science/coronavirus-genome-bad-news-wrapped-in-protein.html)