One day, I hit my head and gained the ability to see how many times someone nutted as a number over their head. How did I figure that out? My first question I usually ask people is how many times they’ve nutted in their lives. When I saw that the numbers matched, I realized I had this power.

Of course, women can’t nut. So all the women I saw had a 0 above their head. Or did they? All the female doctors and nurses I had seen while recovering from my injury had 0’s. Except Brenda, though I wasn’t sure if she was female.

But then, my girlfriend came to visit me in the hospital. Above her head, was “2,613 🤔.” I told her of my power and asked her if she was actually an M2F trans woman. She said yes. Aite that’s cool.

“But what’s the 🤔?” I asked. She responded with “🤔”.

🤔