Hello fellow users of Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, Facebook and Snapchat! After some time thinking about it for a bloody long time, I have come to the conclusion that you have no right to speak your blasphemous opinions around my figure because *I* use Reddit. Individuals like you who don’t use Reddit make me bloody sick! For those of you who may not have yet grasped the fundamentals of why I am saying this, Reddit shows you have class, and that you are adept at making fact based comments, intelligently crafted memes, and breathtaking stories. Those who don’t use Reddit are vile, disgusting, lower class individuals who could never gain the same level of intellectual processing skills that us Redditors have, and could never *ever* hope to think on the same level as us Redditors. We are above you, and that shall never change For as long as you use anything other than Reddit to enjoy your life online.

Sincerely, The Redditors.