Can we please drop the insecurity? We get it, you’re not only obese, but you’re the exact kind we’re talking about. You think you could “lethally crush” someone against a wall? Anime physics don’t exist in real life, tubbo.

I can’t imagine how shut-in someone must have to be to actually believe that. I’m sure it comes from years of reassuring yourself that “under the fat I have a bunch of muscle”