He has a decent sized penis.

Since he is only in boxers, we can see his pussypounder. And considering the fact that he is probably cold (being Fall, Wales), this is probably him at his smallest, which is scary.

This man has a MASSIVE JOHNSON. I can only estimate, but the man’s diddler is between 7-9 inches, which means that he can cause quite a bit of that baby batter. He also has gigantic balls. He went into a Tesco in Wales, almost nude, his long snake out for the world to see. That requires gigantic nuts.

My point is. This man has CATACLYSMICLY LARGE DICK N BALLS. Thank you for coming 😉 to my TED talk.