Holy shit, that is good advice, mate!

I would never in my life have thought of staring my relatives or friends in the eye when they walk in on me to “assert my dominance over them!” Friend, you have done something great for all of us. No one else could have given us advice like yours.

I don’t know how you came up with such an original and effective tip to use when your friends/family find you masturbating, that tip being to make direct eye contact with the person who walked in on you and fap even harder to assert dominance over them.

Your totally new advice could benefit mankind and help fappers everywhere deal with awkward situations.

Not only that, but your discovery makes for an excellent joke, too! You, my friend, are an Einstein in the field of humor.