Uh, nice flex? Just because you [insert flex] you think you’re a big boy now, eh? You finally stopped sucking milk from your mom’s titty, eh? Stop flexing, you big flexer. Now, me? I don’t flex. In fact, not to flex, but I actually won at ring toss at [insert a friend’s name]’s birthday party last week. Yeah that’s right. Only a flexer like you would think that [insert flex] is a big deal. How about you grow up and start accomplishing something that actually matters, like me. I’m not trying to flex though.