I just used my cum as hair gel. I’m not even making this up. I am weak and decided it was as good a time as any to fap and fail NNN, so like any teenage boy I rushed to the bathroom and prepared to massacre my meat. Little did I know we were leaving in 10 minutes. I did the deed, to a nice video, and as soon as I was finishing my mom starts going nuclear on the door. She starts yelling that if we don’t leave now we’ll miss some event. I didn’t have time to clean up and she used the key on the door lock. Thank god I was zipped up and standing in front of the mirror. She just looked at me and was like,”Hurry just rub that gel in!” I am not proud. I am walking around with my fallen kids in my hair. Send Help.