Fun Fact: There is no one who has ever loved you, nor will there ever be. There is nothing you can do to change this, and you will die alone. Also, some sea turtles eat jellyfish because there immune to their stingers. Unlike you, who will to a man ‘o’ war jellyfish in the beaches of Argentina on August 13th 2044

Enchantment Table Version: F⚍リ fᔑᓵℸ ̣ : t⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ╎ᓭ リ𝙹 𝙹リᒷ ∴⍑𝙹 ⍑ᔑᓭ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ↸ ||𝙹⚍, リ𝙹∷ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ʖᒷ. T⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ╎ᓭ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ, ᔑリ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ↸╎ᒷ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ. Aꖎᓭ𝙹, ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ ᓭᒷᔑ ℸ ̣ ⚍∷ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷᓭ ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ⋮ᒷꖎꖎ||⎓╎ᓭ⍑ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ╎ᒲᒲ⚍リᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ╎∷ ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ᒷ∷ᓭ. Uリꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ||𝙹⚍, ∴⍑𝙹 ∴╎ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑ ᒲᔑリ ‘𝙹’ ∴ᔑ∷ ⋮ᒷꖎꖎ||⎓╎ᓭ⍑ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᒷᔑᓵ⍑ᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ a∷⊣ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎リᔑ 𝙹リ a⚍⊣⚍ᓭℸ ̣ 13ℸ ̣ ⍑ 2044