ATTENTION: stop saying i eat shit, i don’t. i swear to fuck i am going to smear shit all over my fucking face if i send a message just to see “how’s that shit taste?” or “poo in you” or some other convoluted comment about how i eat shit. You want a fucking monster? You want a shitlord? i’m not eating shit currently nor do i plan on doing so in the near future, but i am losing my fucking sanity. all day, every day, i get nonstop notifications or dms about me eating poop, so much to the point where my parents have asked me what i have been looking at online to get so many poop related content sent to me. i can’t fucking stand it anymore, i’m literally about to snap. my parents think i’m this sick weirdo that finds poop alluring or some disgusting shit like that. my friends all think the same way to, as if i find some sick pleasure from looking at poop because i can’t fucking contain the amount of poop in my notifications that others have seen it. i pray to whatever god that lives in the sky if i hear someone else say something like “i bet this dude eats turds” i will fucking hunt you down and shit on you. to whomever started this entire mess of a ‘trend’, it isn’t funny. no one finds it funny. i hate you and i hope you parents fall in a well full of shit and die. just fucking stop. my life and reputation are already ruin because of you. the people around me call me the “shitlord” like it’s some fucking title i wear because i was a war hero. IM NOT A FUCKING HERO. looking forward, i can only hope to outrun this shitty life of mine and pray that my past never catches up to me.