Fuck you, Baltimore! If you’re dumb enough to watch Ravens football this weekend, you’re a dumb enough schmuck to come to London versus the Jags! Bad offense! Defenses that breakdown! Turnovers! If you think you’re going to find a good game at Wembley Stadium, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, GUARANTEED! If you can find a better game, you can shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your optimism, bring your elite QB, bring your wife, we’ll fuck her! That’s right, we’ll fuck your wife! Because at Wembley Stadium, you’re fucked six ways to Sunday! Take a hike to Wembley Stadium! Home of challenge pissing! That’s right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet straight in the air without getting wet, you get no hope for the season! Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fuck with us or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only at Wembley Stadium, the only stadium that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute you say Joe Flacco is elite, and he better not throw any picks or you’re a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Wembley Stadium, London’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the NFL, guaranteed!