hi, I’m Nate, and I have a lifelong feud with microwaves. Yes, microwaves. I know, I know, you’re thinking, Nate, you wanker, how could you hate microwaves?! but listen here buddy, microwaves ain’t shit. Yesterday I was eating cheese sticks and you know what I thought? I thought wow, this would taste great microwaved, so I put them in the microwave and what does that little shit do? it melts them. What a prick. I hope it explodes and faces a slow agonising death. fucking microwaves, thinking they’re superior to everybody else. Someday we’re going to be infiltrated by microwaves and nobody will notice. Microwaves are sly fuckers I tell you