So I was in school and recess just started, so I headed outside with my group of friends (they play band with me). I saw my principal checking the vents as they looked dirty so I thought it would be very funny to shout “PRINCIPAL IS SUS HE VENTED!”. Everyone stared at me however no one laughed. I tried to explain the joke by saying “It’s from the video game called among us and I am accusing the principal of being the Imposter from Among Us.”, then proceeded to make the imposter is sus grin 😳(my favourite among us meme).

The principal stared at me with a weird look, like I massacred the entire school (I was thinking about it though as the teachers were acting sus). He grabbed my hand and took me to the office. I screamed “HE IS THE IMPOSTER HES TRYING TO KILL ME THE PRINCIPAL IS SUS!!!”. Everyone was just staring and no one laughed, not even my band friends.

When I was in the office, he told me he would call my parents over so I told him “EMERGENCY MEETING!!! PRINCIPAL IS SUS HE VENTED!!”. When my parents came over, he told them that I was suspended. As soon as I heard the word “sus”, I had to shout “when the imposter is sus!” and make the imposter is sus grin. No one laughed so I explained to my principal and parents that the meme was about the videogame Among Us.

When the emergency meeting was over, my parents pulled me out of school and threw me into the back of the car. I was crying and shouting “WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME IM NOT SUS THE PRINCIPAL WAS SUS!!!”. Now my stupid mom took my Xbox and phone and I am just stuck doing dumb homework.