Virgin big Mac🤢🤮🖕

* fat people love it 🤢🤢🤢
* always atleast 2 patties, because they can’t satisfy anyone with a single one🤭🤭🤭
* new big mac with 4 patties, because 2 patties still weren’t enough🤮🤮🤮
* way too expensive💸💸💸

vs.

CHAD CHEESE BURGER👌🔥🌞

* comes in happy meal, instantly cures depression🌞🌞
* reasonable amount of patties, AKA 1👌👌
* includes a delicious cheese for extra bonus🔥🔥🔥
* doesn’t suck🖕🖕🖕