You may not know this, but I’m a certified numbers EXPERT. And I’m here to say that math teachers have lied to you your entire life. 2 times 2 isn’t 4, it is in fact, 22.
Now that I’ve proved my credibility, let’s get into the top ten numbers of all time.
Number one, the number one. Look at this guy. He’s sleek AF. He stands up straight, unlike you. Ya frecken bad postured nerd. One is great, because it represents the absolute best of anything. Like for example, I am the number one math expert, in the entire world. And you’re number one at sucking. Ha ha, nerd.
The Next best number is also 1. Screw it, no other number matters. 1 is the best number and the only one worthy of being on this list. In fact, every word ever should just be replaced with the word one. One one one oneoneone one one one. One one one, one one, one, one!