1. Worship dat ass
2. Res🅱️ect women
3. NO THOTS
4. yo girl has the bestest badonkadonk and you will love her because of it alongside other less physical appreciations that actually define her self worth
5. Eat it like groceries when commanded so in a clean sitting
6. When the clock hits real ni🅱️🅱️a hours squad up and exterminate thots to make lesser niggas and yo bitch feel safe
7. When she says yes to anal it WILL be the best day of your life
8. GiB uS tHe pUsi pls 🅱️0ss
9. If a fuckboi gettin in the way of your booty, curb stomp his (or her because equality is important in todays world) bitch ass and send a written apology to their dentist afterward
10. Treat her like mfkin KFC, start with the thigh and breasts, then put your bone in the box to finish
11. Ask permission before using that GLORIOUS MOUND as a pillow
12. Imma finna nut from this swear to god
13. Treat the booty like the queen it is attached to
14. Smash that mfkin like button subscribe deadass