Yesterday i was on acid when i was peaking it gave me a very intense feeling of love, Especially when i was around my cat. I soon came to realize i was sexually attracted to my feline companion so i whipped out my cock and stared at my cats beautiful garfield eyes. I looked at my dick as it was warping and changing in size and morphing. The urges were incredibly strong so i began to stroke my cock on my cat as he was changing colors. It was so strong so i picked up my cat with my hand on its belly and began to move it back and forth on my cock. The acid sped up time and my cats fur was moving at an incredible fast speed. It was a rollercoaster of cat fucking. It was straight out of the interstellar docking scene when i came. I came blue all over my cat and he started meowing, and i could understand what he was saying. He told me “Meow” and it filled me with so much love and tingly feelings of retardation. The next day i felt like an autist so i decided to take 4 tabs this time in order to combat my acid tolerence and decided to take my semen covered feline companion on a date to a restaurant. I took the 4 tabs and began to prepare for my feline companions date with a suit and tie. I drove with my semen covered cat to a restaurant called wendy’s, It was such a beautiful sight. I walked in with my suit and my cat tucked in my arm. Everything was morphing and i saw beautiful floral patterns everywhere. I could understand everyone when they were staring at me. I know they were jealous of me and my cat’s relationship. I sat at a table with my cat across from me and signaled for an employee. An employee walked up to me and told me i would have to wait in line to order. “What the fuck do you mean??? Are you trying to ruin my date” I yelled at him. He looked at me and sighed. I didnt want to ruin me and my feline’s special day so I decided to order. A big beautiful maple Bacon Chicken croissant for me and my feline companion. It was at this point when i started to peak on the 4 tabs i took. I was in the middle of sentance when my entire vision began to get covered in fractals and faces of all types of races. I was freaking out and began to let out a long blissful piss into my five nights at freddy’s extra large underwear. I couldn’t take it, I was transported to another realm in my head. It was the realm of cats. I saw a big grid plane with multiple faces of felines scattered across. I blacked out. I woke up in a hospital surrounded by family members with a look of disgust on their faces. I couldnt care though, All i wanted to see was my beautiful cat. I yelled for my cat but my family members began to leave the room. However one stayed, It was my creepy uncle bob. He looked me in the eyes and told me “What you done did to that cat was damn perverted” “We have done decided that your cat going to be moving to your aunt’s house”. I was astonished, Why would my family reject this beautiful harmless relationship with my feline. I couldnt believe it, They took away evreything from me except my reddit karma. I yelled “You sons of bitches im gonna post you on r/trashy!!!!!!!