Hey! Jessy! Get in here! Walter shouted from with in the rv. He had been cooking, and using, for 3 days straight. Around 30 pounds of meth sat next to him in the mobile meth lab.
What, bitch. Jessy, high as fuck, came wandering in, jumping the stairs in one go.
Its that time again, walter said. I need you to get over here and give me some.
Some, some what? Jessy sounded confused, not unusual given his stupid half rotted brain. You want meth? Theres a fuck load of it right next to you dumb fuck, just use some of that, why call me in for that?
No, not that, walter said impatiently. I need you to give me…. a break.
The fuck you mean? Jessy sounded annoyed. You know I can’t cook. Your just gonna leave me here to possibly blow our fucking lab up while you sit outside rubbing your old man balls? Nah, man. Stay the fuck in your position. I do the dick waving, you do the cooking. We agreed on that, remember?
Shut the fuck up and take your pants off, walter growled.
Jessy was surprised by this demand, but his punk ass wasn’t going to refuse. Hastily, and somewhat eagerly, he removed his piss covered trousers. Now bend the fuck over. Walter commanded.
Whatever you say, bitch. Jessy mumbled, in a shaky, very turned on voice. He began to bend over, but he didn’t need to put in much effort before he was shoved onto his elbows, bent over the meth cooking counter in the rv. Hurry up and enter me, bitch. He growled.
Walter wasted no time in entering his partner in crime. Jessy let out a yell of surprise. The fuck, did your dick really shrivel up after all these years? Jesus, its fucking dry as shit.
Walter only smiled. Well yes, he said. Only you got one thing wrong… Thats not my dick. Thats meth.
Jessy began to shake violently. He felt so alive and electric it was insane. Like he had duct tape around his balls. He quickly pushed himself up, shoving walter backwards, before sprinting violently around the makeshift meth lab. Fuck! He shouted. Fuck fuck fuck! Meth sex? Fucking meth sex? What is this, a fucking porno? I love it! He began cackling like a cross between joker and a monkey. Oh shut up, walter muttered. But jessy didn’t seem to hear it. Fuck! He shouted again! Meth sex meth sex meth sex!!!! He then began grabbing chunks of the drug and shoving them in his ass. Meth sex meth sex meth sex!!! Woo!!!! He then collapsed to the ground, where he remained for the next several hours.
Finally, walter sighed, I get a fucking break. He pulled a pre rolled joint from his pocket, lit it, and let a rip. Soon he was out like a light. When he awoke, Jessy was gone. Hopefully for good. But only time will tell. He did come back after season 1, after all.