So are we gonna pretend that Italian people aren’t the black people of Europe, all of Europe? Let’s check the commonalities, love for opulent male jewelry especially gold chains (often paired w/ the iconic wife beater) and obnoxious sports cars that are overbuilt and modified via speaker and muffler to play the loudest possible music and emitting the sounds of a Hot Rod, excessively odorous cologne, and the inevitable “I have ties/I have connections” statements.

I know Italian people who are racist towards black people, mostly an internal feeling of superiority which an Italian technically feels when it comes to any other race to boot, yet are blind to the fact that the culture they take such great pride in is virtually the same as the one they consider “savage.” Savage is the wrong word now as that word is specifically hot as a self-identifier as a point of pride, to the point where they where it upon their shirts. (Black people repurposed the n-word to something positive but they aint wearing it on their shirts.) The right word would be a culture considered “uncivilized, high criminality” The second part particularly funny because they will certainly brag if they had family in the Mafia. W/o fail. And even if they didn’t. Or if grandpa just ran numbers for a year on his bike at the age of 9 or so. My dad, full Italiano, was offered that job which was the same effort as the paper route he was busting his ass for but w/ a pay astronomically higher but his dad said no in capital letters. Retrospectively wise. Was a good guy. Quite disciplined and stoic which you can expect when you join the Marines before you are actually 18. (you could do that back than, it wasn’t a digital age and the military recruiters weren’t going to waste extra effort so that they could get Less kids. That’s a lose lose.) Simple wrote 18 down on a piece of paper because his brother’s needed money sent home so that they could be fed. My grandpa’s father made Dandelion soup which he picked off the freeway (which really isn’t that disgusting then because they didn’t throw a bunch of pesticides in literally everything that was green yet) which wasn’t as bad as it sounds, not that it was good. Thank heavens my father married a black girl so that similar opposing cultures would nullify. Opposites attract, and dagos shouls date blacks. And that’s facts… and my rhymes are from my mama’s side like my ass.

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(although one more note on the cultural cross-analysis, Italians did have the high renaissance ((Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, all the turtles)) whereas African art is a bunch of boo boo sculptures; women made of mud w/ the quality of a MoMa exhibit vs. Sculptures of women made using the perfect recipe of proportions mathematically handed down to them by the Greeks (talking golden ratio/rule of thirds/fibonacci spiral and shit) all of epic proportions in Marble. Look at Michelangelo’s Pieta, look at Bernini’s Rape of Persephone and especially The Ecstasy of St. Theresa. The last of which (and I know Bernini wasn’t during the high renaissance but Baroque however still a guinea) the one sculpture everyone must see, it is underrated modern day. Click:

[Ecstasy of St. Theresa](https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Ecstasy+of+Saint+Teresa&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjX8Kfdmqr-AhXXF1kFHf62DvgQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=1680&bih=861&dpr=2)

multiple images so you can see the multitude of angles in order to grasp the magnitude of prowess and see the outer exterior architecture acting like an ornate frame for a grand painting.

While Africans put huge rear ends on their mud women, Italians put tiny penises on their marble men. Tbf they and everyone else except the Germans are eclipsed in the penile sense by those in Africa. And perhaps more so in the US! Because slave owner’s often were lowkey gay as hell and breed Mandingo Men: man with comically oversized python, babies arm holding an apple type shit. Why would you go though the work of making sure a well endowed slave breeds with a woman whose father is well endowed? A lot of very specific work penis wise for me to buy that they were just trying to create the strongest possible men. That’s what they would say, yeah… reminds me of the subculture of guys and this particular group of dudes who this one time broke into a farm as they do and one of them was literally impaled via horse cock with internal bleeding. It is weird that I technically think that is less gay though than taking a Korean man’s trojan mini holder. But obviously the former isn’t the one that is highly unethical, morally repugnant. It is animal abuse. Although it somehow isn’t when a lady puts a metal tube inside a race horse with electrodes which make precise contact with the prostate–

(male g-spot ladies, take note… although you probably read Cosmopolitan anyway and read all sorta stuff about how to do a “cock bend,” pls don’t do that you will likely fracture the penis you sit upon and just leaned backwards presuming you are looking at his face… if you see his piggly wigglys it would be bending forward which likely be even worse… a fracture shaft isn’t even the worst possibility, a full break can happen and if it does your man has all right to call you Lorena Bobbit and inform all your friends, even the fat ones you go to for a self esteem booster where you order fries at the bar w/ your white claws O cal, and only have a couple of fries cause you know the further she falls the more you technically go up in your group outings; anyway, careful too surprising him w/ a Kanye. And make sure you don’t give him a Wednesday, that’s a callback for all the attentive readers)

–which quickly trigger race horse ejaculate to fly into a bucket and presuming you just milked a Champion Horse you have a bucket full of cash. Seriously. All race horses are bred this way. And Gingers. Race Horses are bred this way because the act of mating is deemed too much of an injury risk. Injure the horse and the only money you will be making is w/ his splooge, which is thousands but the races are potential millions, promised millions if you have a real stallion. Or Jimmy-rigged/jimmy Neutron-ed one of those boston dynamic robo dogs but scaled it up to horse size and put horse skin over it, or if you went the cyborg horse route which will be more convincing but take a lot longer to do since you are painfully replacing piece by over 10.000 plus piece. Most separate surgeries. I’d call animal control on you. But I would also pay to ride that cyborg horse, Keanu Reeves should ride one in the next film w/ guns which is easy because you don’t actually have to put the insides of the horse in. Just use a regular especially fast horse and say that you did cause we don’t have e-ray vision and I doubt their is an airport scene where they pass through a TSA X-ray machine (too fast to get groped/molested but slow enough to show up on the screen. And this isn’t merely for race horses. Goes for many barnyard animals. Cows are a big example, it isn’t out of fear of injury but of speed and utility, much faster to use electricity to make your bull auto-discharge to scoop all the goop up in a turkey baster and like a covid vaccination for a kids arm except the butt, you stick it in and thumb down the plunger.

See if you were to do this to people, if we had a turkey baster bandit on our hands, we would call him a rapist as he would be rightfully called. Fits the legal prescription in more way than one. Ultimately this is to contrast the ethics of what we do to out animals versus the dude who impales himself via horse cock and nearly dies from internal bleeding. And the last philosophical comparison I put forth is, and let me prelude with that both are wrong, such a dudes actions versus the guys who hump sheep in the middle east and in American. Middle Easterners live hear. No. It is not all Middle Easterners who do so here. That’s just the case when it comes ritual female circumcision which was made illegal in the US in 1996 (feels a little late to ban the cleaving of clits but whatever.) My moral query I postulate: are the sheep humpers worth than the horse boys? Something in me says yes. Like both are disgusting but just the horse for example is probably, no definitely in less pain doing the humping opposed to getting humped. Right? Even may technically enjoy impaling a dude almost to death (especially if he is a race horse and this is the only action he has ever gotten) just like the symbiotic nature of your typical American girl and your typical American dog and you typical jar of peanut butter. Morally wrong? Of course. But i’m almost certain that isn’t as bad to do to a canine as what happened in that famous reddit story written by a father who found out his dog’s bunghole was disturbed and finally sherlocked the fact that his son may have something to do with it which the son admitted but clearly said it was just a hairbrush. Which was a big fib indeed. Dad needed to put that kid down. That kid, in a situation where a girl is out cold on a bed (not an uncommon High School and especially College happenings) would most definitely rape. If I was the father I would take that son to the horse ranch for a lesson. And only because they don’t make Elephant Ranches. A Female Hyena, fun fact, would suffice as they possess a pseudo penis, something which doesn’t emit anything but inflates indeed, which they often use on weaker males of the pack who don’t know their place. Which makes me wonder if any male hyena provoked her on purpose and became the first animal to have dominatrices.

All of this is to say that Black and Italian culture are the same, both w/ beautiful aspects, and if you didn’t get the animal symbolism it might have to do w/ your smooth ass brain retard.