reminds me of the time i was new to my job and encountered some of my new coworkers in the mens room, and then promptly released a relentless torrent of piss out of my massive earth shattering godcock which sounded like it had the force of a hurricane behind it, making them all feel wholly inadequate. i laughed and left as they were still waiting for their pathetic little dicks to finish trickling a tiny stream of pee. that was 3 months ago and i am now upper management, and wear tight pants every day. i might claim a wife soon. one of the interns is kinda cute.