Shaggy Haired Gentlemen of the Region, my goal in this essay is to convince you to make the greatest decision you have ever made when it comes to trimming your mane. The crudity of the internet is hardly the place to be discussing a matter of this magnitude, but it is necessary. This is not a question of where to get your hair cut, but a matter of your care for the quality both your hair, and your character in your life moving forward.

In Ayn Rand’s 1943 novel The Fountainhead, the main character, Howard Roark, says to the character Gail Wynand that a man’s house he owns is a statement of one’s own life. It can then be reasoned that if a man’s home is a statement of his life, then his hair must be a statement of his character.

Esteemed gentlemen, there is no man who understands this more than Esteban Mancini. Esteban is a man who not only understands this philosophy but lives to practice it. When you reserve a time with Esteban, you do not simply pay him to cut your hair, you commission him to craft the most momentous statement of your character.

When indulging in this experience, you do not go down to the local hair cutting joint and getting a cheap trim, you enter a holy edifice, a temple if you will. Esteban has constructed this sanctuary in the most tasteful décor. He is a man who believes that nothing should be done lest it is built to absolute perfection, and he proves this both in your hair as well as where he cuts it.

Now my kings, if you are like me and fear getting your haircut, this is the place. First, Esteban is an artist, not a conversationalist. His mind, rightfully, is dedicated to his craft and spends no time mucking about with meaningless small talk. Esteban is also a man who is well versed in the craft. You’ll never tell an artist how to paint, and with Esteban he will cut your hair not in a matter of what is your opinion, but what is right. Simply offering Esteban the general idea of what you want he will create a piece that fulfills a desire you did not know you had.

Good men of the internet, this decision will not be one that you regret, but rather one that will have changed your life. You will question why you spent so long living in darkness when the light was only an arm’s length away.

Now go, use my knowledge, take my word, and let Esteban craft the statement of your true character, let Esteban help you take the chains off of the handsome man that is deep within.