As Abraham Lincoln once said:”Ladies and gentleman, the answer to the question “Are traps gay?” has finally been solved, and it involves quantum mechanics. Now in case you don’t know what quantum mechanics are, “quantum mechanics” is the study of how subatomic particles interact with the world. Now, this entire study is based on the theory of Schrodinger’s Cat. Now, one most of you are probably familiar with it, I’ll explain it anyway. Imagine it like this: you have a Neko inside of a box. Now, until you open the box, you can’t know if this Neko is cute or not. Therefore, until this box is opened, the Neko is both cute, and not cute, until you definitively observe wether she is cute or not. Now, this gets aplied to the real world and the way that light works. Now, the way that light works is that sometimes it acts as a wave, but other time it acts as a particle. Now, which it acts as changes wether or not you observe it. Now, to bring this back to traps, I have this theory that I like to call “Schrodinger’s Schlong”. Now, here’s how it goes. You don’t know, if a trap has a dick or not, until you observe it. Therefore, traps are both gay, and not gay, until you observe the penis. However, when you think about it, if you actually go out of your way to observe the penis and confirm it or not that’s kind of gay, because, when you’re actively searching to observe it, there’s a chance that you might see a penis, and that seems proof enough. Therefore, the people that don’t seek to confirm wether or not the trap is actually a man or not, are the ones who aren’t gay. So, the way that you see it here, is that, living in ignorance is the only way to avoid traps being gay. However, when you think about it, the traps only really become gay, when we observe them Therefore, we are the ones that makes the traps gay, no the traps being gay themselves. So when you think about it, is it the traps that are really gay, or is it us?”