Can you imagine getting shot on the battlefield, and it hits your can of silly string?

Like, everyone thinks you’re dead, as you drop to the ground sheerly from the impact. The can saved your life, but your team is unaware as they run up to what they believe to be your corpse, with some god-forsaken foam spilling out of your chest. “Oh god! Is it chemical warfare?!” they cry. Your entire crew passes out from panic, and you sit up, covered in silly string, wondering what the fuck just happened.