I can’t take it anymore,.day after day, I live inside of a sitcom. my sitcom. All comically timed perfect timeless moments that I can’t capture depleting into the abyss like an absurdist dream it fades away.

 I run around the house like a lunatic talking and acting to myself, periodically pinching myself to see if this is reality, and the horror it is.

 Why isn’t God merciful and put me into the big bang theory

BIG BANG BANG BOOOM BIG BANG BOOM

  GOD PLEASE