\>be me

\>get home from my vasectomy

\>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife’s room

\>must be Chad again

\>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

\>log onto reddit and open [r/BikiniBottomTwitter](https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/)

\>read a funny meme and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can’t give her

\>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate my vasectomy to the events in bikini bottom

\>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece

\>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of reddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

\>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

\>it’s been a good day

\>i’ll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife’s pussy if he finds my comment funny enough