I just shit and cum.

# FAQ

## What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

## Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where’d you find it
* walter

## Am I going to shit and cum too?

No – not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

## I don’t believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom’s basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.