I used to work in group homes for adults with intellectual disabilities. One guy was in his mid 20s and relatively high functioning. One night i was on shift with a girl who had a crush on and she tended to wear low cut tops. The guy would run to his room and crank one out every time she was working.


It was past the time he normally went to bed, but his light was still on. I knocked on the door and asked if everything was ok. He said “I done messed up.” through the door. I walked in and his dick was firmly stuck in end of the vacuum tube. I called my boss and she said she’d get a head start the paper work and take him to the ER.


There had been a big accident on the interstate near the hospital, so we ended up sitting in the waiting room with the plastic tube sticking out of the fly of his pants. The whole time he’s also striking up random conversations with all the other people in the waiting room like nothing was wrong. I’m still thankful there were no kids there that day.


When the ER doctors finally got around to us they were at a complete loss. Half of the hospital staff were in there that with their opinions or just to check it out to see.


We ended up being there for 2 days. At first they tried lubing him up and pulling it off, but he’d just start to get hard and stuck more. They finally decided they had to put him under and cut the vacuum tube off with a surgical saw.