Walk into a Wendy’s, and order a Zeruel burger. Cashier looks confused. “We don’t serve Zeruel burger” she says. I stand on the counter and scream, everyone looks at me. Cashier looks scared. Get kicked out. A week later I’m pulling into a parking lot. I see the cashier, who’s now with her boyfriend. “Look! It’s the guy that harassed me at work!” Her BF takes off his hood. Holy fuck it’s Zeruel. He looks at me and extends his toilet paper arm. Fuck. My head is ripped clean off by Zeruel. I don’t like Wendy’s anymore.