When I masturbate my penis, I like to view pornographic material. Watching others perform sexual intercourse on each other, especially if they are attractive, really gets my libido in gear. Factor in that I work at Arby’s three nights a week and have a wife and two kids to support, the price of free is exactly what I can afford. My wife will tell you the reason I got fired from the law firm and now prep $5 beef and cheddar’s fifteen hours a week is because I spent all my time surfing the inter web for pornography. But pay her no mind; she’s off her rocker and I’m getting off point.