To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand flat earth. The flatness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical pancakes most of the flatness will go over a typical flat earthling’s foot. There’s also Obama’s round earth outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal earth model draws heavily from that black science guy, for instance. The flat earthers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the flatness of this earth, to realise that they’re not round- they say something flat about the ground. As a consequence people who don’t believe in flat earth truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that our shoes aren’t rounded around the earth which itself is a full debunk to the epicly flawed round earth theory. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those spherical simpletons scratching their round heads in confusion as flat earth’s genius wit unfolds itself on their own earth. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a flat earth tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎