Listen, sweetcheeks. I
don’t suffer fools lightly. So put down
your binky and focus your attention on
me. Got it? Nothing about my comment
was, to use your substandard vernacular,
creeper-esque or weird. This is a proper
demonstration of how a MATURE
person expresses congratulations to
a fellow human being who has been
planning a special trip for a very long
time. To put it terms that your banana
brain will comprehend, this is how
ADULTS speak. I want you to remember
this the next time you engage in
battle of wits; on this day, you have
demonstrated your buffoonery by
showing up unarmed. So, stop, creeper.
This is the kind of weird dung that gets
lugnuts like you restraining orders…and
embarrassed in a public forum. Here’s
your binky back. You dropped it. Be
more careful next time.