I don’t even want to fuck the Archer Queen, like the rest of you perverts. I just want to, like, hold her hand and take her out for ice cream. We’d laugh and she’d ask me how I’m still single. Then it grows serious, and a single tear falls down from my eye. “I am virgin” I say. She touches my trembling hand and blushes. “I virgin too, senpai.” And then it happens. We go back to her place and gets nude. Perfect breasts. Perfect flat tum. Perfect thick… wait, she has a penis? She reveals the most beautiful feminine penis I’ve ever seen. She bends me over the bed. “Please be gentle,” I gasp as I feel her cockhead press against my tender rosebud. “No” she whispers.