NAME
Dobby Fuck Me

GENDER
Slave

DEATH(S)
This helpless nigga died at least twice

FIRST APPEARANCE
Annoying Orange episode 666 “Fuck Dobby.”


P. Potter when speaking into his WWII microphone at 4 in the morning trying to keep his voice down so he does not wake up his parents and get beaten with a piece of beef

Dobby is a shriveled up excuse of a man and a fucking asshole. He first appeared in The Annoying Orange episode, “Fuck Dobby.” He is a skinny ass jew that can only talk through a shitty WWII or WWI microphone. At one point he worked for some Indian dude named P. Potter who would sell him to Unkar Plutt from Star Wars the Force Awakens for intergalactic slave labor.

Biography

Dobby’s only appearance thus far has been in the Annoying Orange’s 666th episode titled, “Fuck Dobby.” The episode starts with Dobby rising from the dirt of P. Potter’s village after taking a dirt nap with Dengar from Star Wars. As soon as he clawed his way out of the fiery depths of hell, he began speaking incomprehensible earrape from his now Civil War microphone. He tried to walk over to P. Potter’s house to exact revenge or some shit but fell over because his limbs are even more shaky and shriveled than Kaput or Zosky’s. (And that’s how you know you have ultimately failed at life, when someone whose name LITERALLY MEANS BROKEN AND USELESS IS STRONGER THAN YOU. FUCK DOBBY.) Anyways, out of nowhere an orange object falls from the sky and lands on Dobby’s nose. It was none other than the internet’s most hated fruit, the Annoying Orange! The worthless fruit was about to comment on Dobby’s tiny ass limbs when Dobby screamed more earrape from his Civil War era microphone, peeling some of the orange’s skin. “Man, you got some REALLY bad breath! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Said the insufferable shithead. Dobby raised his hand up to smash the Annoying Orange, when suddenly, a familiar voice of a blobfish-like alien from the real movie Star Wars echoed throughout the village. “THAT’S MIIIINE!!!” Shouted Unkar Plutt as he charged out of the nearby woods, pushing aside Uncle Fungus who was in his way and ripping his arm off. He then stopped in front of the two dipshits, who were frozen in fear. Unkar reached for the Annoying Orange, and before he could say any shitty remarks at him, the orange was vored by Unkar. He then looked over at Dobby, picking him up and shouting “FUCK DOBBY!” before throwing him to the ground and body slamming him. He then vored Dobby too. After that he was satisfied and went back to his Millennium Falcon that he stole back from Indiana Jones. The episode closes with P. Potter emerging from his home, looking at Dobby’s severed head which was left by Unkar Plutt, muttering to himself, “Oh no… I shouldn’t have told you dis.”