I tested out a pregnancy test (left in my dads drawer) at 4 am, because my period was late, then when i just figured out how to use it, i sat on the toilet n the blood started blasting like a rocket. So i flew to the rooftop and then fell. And got 19 bones broken. AND got the first belt from my dad + made my neighbours angry as two flying fucks. I told the story to my BFF, so she threw me out of the window with her satanic powers.