Guys, call me basic, but I think Stanley from “the Stanley parable” and “the Stanley parable: ultra deluxe” is extremely attractive. Everyone is simping for the narrator, but not me. No no no no, my heart belongs to the one and only Stanley. When I played the original from the year 2013, the first ending I got was the confusion ending. And immediately after I saw him laying face down on the concrete floor an incredible feeling came to me. I then repeatedly tried to get this ending, just to see his marvelous body on the floor. I started to watch the intro sequence at work, so I wouldn’t feel alone while doing my work. Stanley was always there, he was with me, pushing buttons. It was wonderful. I truly wished for him to be real. I wanted us to be co-workers, and then become friends and then slowly become more than just friends. I wanted to be with him until the end of time. Then “the Stanley parable: ultra deluxe” came out and I just couldn’t believe my eyes. Of course, as a long time Stanley supporter, I bought the game on all platforms, the moment it came out. I could now watch Stanley on several screens, it was like a dream came true. Then I discovered the new content. And there was a cardboard cutout of him. When I saw that the first time, I just stood there in disbelief. I imagined what it must be like to have a real cardboard cutout of Stanley. I imagined myself on my bed and cardboard Stanley next to me. I would turn to him and he’d go “…”. I imagined what it would feel like to have his cardboard hands comfort me when I’m feeling down. How it would feel like to lean on his cardboard shoulder… I needed one! And after weeks of hard work, I had finally done it. I had created my very own Stanley cardboard cutout. I am so excited to take him to work next Monday. Wish me luck guys.