There once again was a man named Jeff. Jeff liked to eat pie. Pie didnt set weill with Jeff, so he barfded everytine he ate pie. Jeff didnt like barfing. So Jeff had a idea. If he ate so much pie it filled his stomach, he could not puke it all up at onece. This plananan didnt work. Jeff got cardiac arrest and went to the hospital. It turns out that Jeff had a severe allergic reaction to pie. Jeff spent his entire life savings on making a cure ti his allergies to pie. Jeff died at the old old age of 84. He never ate pie again. Rip jeff.