What about this, I take a rusty knife and cut nearly every one of your tendons, which I cauterize directly after, then I place you in a 3 foot hole full of garden snakes, not poisonous because you don’t deserve that mercy, then you stay there for days until they decide to eat the meal that’s been waiting there for nearly a week, the only reason you’re still alive is because of the IV I hooked up to you, forcing hydration while you slowly get gnawed to death by small snakes. Every bite feeling their fangs sink in until that portion of your body has been practically removed by the worms who were drawn in by the scent of your stinking breath. You think it’s nearly over as the snakes near your knees. But I return and hook you up to a blood transfusion so you can experience this hell for a little longer. The last thing you hear is me walking away then getting into my John Deere 6155RH Hi-Crop tractor and returning home to review and pleasure my self endless times to the footage of your death.