On a somewhat tangential note – I’m a dead ringer for Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman and now convicted felon. We’re talking “separated at birth” identical. Up until November, 2015 I had a fairly steady part time gig entertaining at kids’ birthday parties, posing as Fogle. For a reasonable fee, I’d provide the entertainment (balloon animals and showing the kids the former pants with a 48 inch waistline that “Jared” used to have to wear before he started eating Subway veggies subs everyday) and the food (a Subway platter). Needless to say, my tax returns for the past few years have shown a fairly significant reduction in income. My last gig was just after Thanksgiving in 2015. The people who had booked me had paid a deposit in advance, so they went ahead and had me come out with my balloons and five foot cold cut with six toppings on Italian herb bread. I ended up getting mauled by their German Shepherd who had been watching CNN a week or so earlier.