HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I WANT TO BANG THE EGYPTIAN CAT FROM ANIMAL CROSSING SO FUCKING BAD. I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE. EVERY TIME I GO TO RULE34 AND SEE ANKHA I GET A MASSIVE ERECTION. I’VE SEEN LITERALLY EVERY RULE 34 POST THERE IS OF HER ONLINE. MY DREAMS ARE NOTHING BUT CONSTANT FUCKING SEX WITH ANKHA. I’M SICK OF WAKING UP EVERY MORNING WITH SIX NUTS IN MY BOXERS AND KNOWING THAT THOSE ARE NUTS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUSTED IN ANKHA’S PUSSY. I WANT HER TO HAVE MY MUTANT HUMAN/CAT BABIES. FUCK, MY DAD CAUGHT ME WITH MY CAT. I DRESSED IT IN MY LITTLE SISTER’S SKIRT AND WENT TO FUCKING TOWN. HE HASN’T SAID A WORD TO ME IN 10 HOURS AND I’M WORRIED THAT HE’S GONNA TAKE MY ELECTRONIC DEVICES AWAY. I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ANKHA EVER AGAIN. SEND HELP.