Boomer!
Ok boomer!
You’re a boomer!
Ok boomer!

Do you say “oh back in my day”
when you talked to some youthful?
Do you moan all day at the news
instead of doing something useful?
Do you treat all service workers
like they’re nothing but your slaves?
Are you further from your birth
than you are closer to your grave?

Boomer!
Ok boomer!
You’re a boomer!
Ok boomer!

Book good,
phone bad,
when I was 25 I had a wife that wasn’t dead.
We worked 12 hours just to pay the bills,
ya’ll just watch Netflix and chill!
Can’t use a drill!
Take too many pills!
Think the sea levels rise
and you use vaccines!
Wi-Fi?
What’s that?
I got a wife I hate!
I beat my kids
if they stayed at screens!

Boomer!
Ok boomer!
You’re a boomer!
Ok boomer!

Uh actually… I need your help!
I got a strange wart in a weird place look!
Took a picture on my phone
To show to the doc,
And I somehow posted it on Facebook

Boomer!
Ok boomer!
You’re a boomer!
Ok boomer!